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"You smell like motherfuckin' satanic rituals and sulpher. The hell you comin' from, hombre??"

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Smirking the archangel answered “You’ve already answered you’re question. Hell. That’s where I’m from, the smell is distinctive isn’t it” the man in front of him wasn’t like a regular human, he was way too hot, and there was something off about his heartbeat.

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Dhon pursed his lips and eyed the guy over before he shrugged and shook his head.
"Yeah. Hell. I just came from there. Well, not motherfuckin’ literally. I ain’t into all that religion bullshit, hombre. Jesús can kiss my ass."

Smiling Lucifer wondered if the man knew he had been literal “Can’t say I really know the man, so I don’t know what he’d say to that. Name’s Lucifer” he offered holding out an ice-cold hand. “Most of that religion is bullshit, human’s have it all wrong. Most of my brother’s don’t give a shit about humanity, at least ever since they were told they weren’t allowed to have kids with humans they haven’t.”

Dhon rose a brow in reply to the strangers name, and he reached out to shake the other man’s hand.
"Dhon..Holy shit..!" Dhon quickly ripped his unnaturally warm hand away from the strangers.
"You’re fuckin’ cold, hermano!" he complained, frowning down at his hand and letting his temperature rise dramatically in his palm to warm himself up.
"That sounds like my problems summed up. Although its more like I -can’t- have kids, cause if I tried to I’d probably kill whoever I was fuckin’…" Dhon frowned and looked back up at the stranger.
"Who’re your brothers, anyway??"

Looking down to his now warmer hand Lucifer flexed his fingers “I knew that, always have been cold” looking back up at the man in front of him “In fact I burn cold” Hearing that Dhon couldn’t be with anyone was, sad for lack of a better word “Which ones? There’s Raphael, Michael, Gabriel, then some of the younger ones like Gadreel, Zachariah, Uriel, Naomi, Aziraphael, Castiel….there are a lot more than that though”

"Burn cold..?" he repeated, whatever that meant, it sounded horrible.
Dhon’s expression changed to one of slight disbelief as Lucifer began to list out all of his siblings.
"Wow… Big family you got there." he commented, unsure what to make of practically just meeting face to face with the devil.
"But if you’re eh, satan.. Shouldn’t you be in hell right now or somethin’?"

Half of a smile formed on his borrowed lips “I did a lot of planning and work to get out….and I don’t plan to go back if I can help it” he explained. One of the first things he had done once he got topside was read up on what humans knew about him, for some reason many people were under the impression the he liked his place in Hell, and some of them even don’t even know that he’s an angel and think he’s on the same level of his Father.

Dhon frowned and eyed the stranger over.
"You see hell ike a prison?" he questioned. That was exactly how he felt about the facility that made him.
"Didn’t think I’d say anythin’ like this in my life…but I got a lot in common with ya on that topic, Satan. Home ain’t a home, its a jail cell."

"That is what it was designed to be, a prison, a place of torment" the human souls that became demons only extended the pain to higher degrees. A humorless smile crossed his vessel’s face "I haven’t been welcome in my home for a very long time, not since I was tossed away to rot down in the Cage" this human-like creature was surprisingly good company.

Dhon frowned and looked to the side.
"Yeah well, my home kind of wants me back…badly. They’ve been sending armed men after me ever since I escaped. Nobody wants me out of my jail cell." he shrugged.
He pursed his lips as he listened to the man speak infront of him, and he rose a brow as questions were raised in his mind.
"Whats the Cage?" he asked.

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"What the hell, hombre?!?" Dhon cried out when the other climbed into the bath with him. His legs were pulled up to his chest, and arms wrapped around them like he was experiencing a nightmare. His face read the same expression.
“Hate water…hate water…hate water…” he repeated over and over, looking like he was trying to flinch away from the liquid that surrounded him.

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Dhon glanced to the side, and he caught onto Kodoma’s grin.
"No. Don’t you dare motherfuckin’think of me like that!" he warned him.
"Money…yeah, sure, I got plenty of fuckin’ money. I earned it sittin’ around in your bathtub." he snorted sarcastically.

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Kodoma barked out a laugh. “Aw c’mon. Have ya never wondered how flexible ya are?” he asked, “S’hot,” he added with a grin. “Eh, don’t take this the wrong way, but I got a shit ton and I don’t use it.. So if ya need somewhere t’stay, I’ll get ya a hotel for a week or somethin’.” He wouldn’t use it otherwise, and he only did the jobs to keep himself occupied, and to buy new clothes occasionally.

"I know how flexable I am!" Dhon snapped back in his defense.
"I do stretches every day! Why would I need to know how flexable I am-!" Dhon fell silent before he narrowed his eyes at Kodoma.
"Oh you’re disgustin’." he grumbled as he looked away quickly to hide his embarrassment.
"I don’t need your god damn money… I can get some myself…" he quickly shot a glare back at Kodoma.
"And I will not do yoga stretches for money."

Kodoma laughed again, harder this time. “Are ya blushing? That’s cute,” he chortled. “Aw, c’mon. Ya can’t tell me yer’ve never even thought about it.” Kodoma was just filthy minded like that though.

"Nah, honestly. Even if it’s just until ya find your feet. It’s better than sleeping outside in the cold and rain," he continued. "Though makin’ ya do yoga stretches for it is tempting," he joked, already thinking about it.

"Shut up!" Dhon cried, exasperated by all the demon’s teasing.
"And no-I’ve never thought about it!!" he snapped quickly in his defense. He looked back at Kodoma and glared at him through slitted eyes.
"No."

"It’s nothing to be ashamed of. It’s the most natural thing here and in the underworld," Kodoma continued with a smirk. "Humans’re at it all the time, they’re like Goddamn rabbits." As if that justified talking about it. He just had no filter, and it was surprising that he hadn’t split something even dirtier yet.

"I’m kiddin’. I don’t want nothin’ for it. Jus’ call it a helping hand in a dog eat dog world."

"I ain’t human.." Dhon uttered as he looked away and exhailed a long sigh.
"… I don’t trust ya." he looked back at him again.
"Why would a guy from fuckin’ hell go through so much trouble to break me out of the facility just to give me a fuckload of money and let me do whatever I want??"

"To steal your soul…" Kodoma deadpanned, though he was joking. He had no interest in that. He was stuck in this place for good, souls would do nothing for him.

"Nah, I’m kidding. I dunno.. I guess I’m just bored?" Was that a justifiable answer? "I stumbled across that place by chance and didn’t intend to break ya out, but here we are, and it’s the most fun I’ve had since I got stranded here. Hell hounds are different, ya know? We were created t’please and serve."

Dhon’s facial expression dropped for a long moment before he rolled his eyes and snorted at the others joke.
"Very funny." he growled, looking away towards a park on the other side of the street.
"Hah." Dhon sniggered and turned his eyes back towards Kodoma, a stupid grin on his face.
"Please an’ serve, eh?"

"What’s that grin for? What’re you thinkin’?" Kodoma asked with a slight growl, disliking that look on Dhon’s face. "If ya thinking that makes me some kinda butler ya completely wrong." Of course Kodoma could have been barking up the wrong tree with that one. He’d never seen the experiment grin like that though, and it was slightly… unnerving.

Dhon grinned even wider when the demom looked unnerved by his stupid comments. It was nice getting back at him for all the shit he put Dhon through.
"It sounded sexual." he stated obviously with a snort of amusement before he turned his attention back to the park across the street.

Is that how he was playing? Well, Kodoma was more than happy to play along. “It was,” he replied bluntly, lips quirking upwards into a smirk. His bright eyes shining with mischief.

Dhon didn’t exactly know how to reply to that… He opened his mouth to speak but quickly closed it again and looked away.
"…fuck you."

"If that’s how ya wanna do it," Kodoma teased with a grin. "Come to think of it.. I don’t mind it either way," he said thoughtfully. "You got any preferences?"

Dhon flushed in embarrassment and shook his head quickly.
"Dude..!! Thats not what I meant!!" he protested in slight horror, shielding his face from the embarrassment.
"I’ve never had sex, okay?! Just fuck off!!"

"You blushin’ again? Cute," Kodoma chuckled, giving Dhon his full attention. Green eyes bright and head tipped slightly. "A good lookin’ guy like you though? Ya just waiting for the right one t’come along or somethin’?"

"Uuh, I’ve been stuck in a fuckin’ facility for my entire life under strict fuckin’ supervision!! When the fuck am I meant ta go fuck someone?!" he demanded unhappily, rolling his eyes with a frustrated sigh.

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"What the hell, hombre?!?" Dhon cried out when the other climbed into the bath with him. His legs were pulled up to his chest, and arms wrapped around them like he was experiencing a nightmare. His face read the same expression.
“Hate water…hate water…hate water…” he repeated over and over, looking like he was trying to flinch away from the liquid that surrounded him.

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Dhon glanced to the side, and he caught onto Kodoma’s grin.
"No. Don’t you dare motherfuckin’think of me like that!" he warned him.
"Money…yeah, sure, I got plenty of fuckin’ money. I earned it sittin’ around in your bathtub." he snorted sarcastically.

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Kodoma barked out a laugh. “Aw c’mon. Have ya never wondered how flexible ya are?” he asked, “S’hot,” he added with a grin. “Eh, don’t take this the wrong way, but I got a shit ton and I don’t use it.. So if ya need somewhere t’stay, I’ll get ya a hotel for a week or somethin’.” He wouldn’t use it otherwise, and he only did the jobs to keep himself occupied, and to buy new clothes occasionally.

"I know how flexable I am!" Dhon snapped back in his defense.
"I do stretches every day! Why would I need to know how flexable I am-!" Dhon fell silent before he narrowed his eyes at Kodoma.
"Oh you’re disgustin’." he grumbled as he looked away quickly to hide his embarrassment.
"I don’t need your god damn money… I can get some myself…" he quickly shot a glare back at Kodoma.
"And I will not do yoga stretches for money."

Kodoma laughed again, harder this time. “Are ya blushing? That’s cute,” he chortled. “Aw, c’mon. Ya can’t tell me yer’ve never even thought about it.” Kodoma was just filthy minded like that though.

"Nah, honestly. Even if it’s just until ya find your feet. It’s better than sleeping outside in the cold and rain," he continued. "Though makin’ ya do yoga stretches for it is tempting," he joked, already thinking about it.

"Shut up!" Dhon cried, exasperated by all the demon’s teasing.
"And no-I’ve never thought about it!!" he snapped quickly in his defense. He looked back at Kodoma and glared at him through slitted eyes.
"No."

"It’s nothing to be ashamed of. It’s the most natural thing here and in the underworld," Kodoma continued with a smirk. "Humans’re at it all the time, they’re like Goddamn rabbits." As if that justified talking about it. He just had no filter, and it was surprising that he hadn’t split something even dirtier yet.

"I’m kiddin’. I don’t want nothin’ for it. Jus’ call it a helping hand in a dog eat dog world."

"I ain’t human.." Dhon uttered as he looked away and exhailed a long sigh.
"… I don’t trust ya." he looked back at him again.
"Why would a guy from fuckin’ hell go through so much trouble to break me out of the facility just to give me a fuckload of money and let me do whatever I want??"

"To steal your soul…" Kodoma deadpanned, though he was joking. He had no interest in that. He was stuck in this place for good, souls would do nothing for him.

"Nah, I’m kidding. I dunno.. I guess I’m just bored?" Was that a justifiable answer? "I stumbled across that place by chance and didn’t intend to break ya out, but here we are, and it’s the most fun I’ve had since I got stranded here. Hell hounds are different, ya know? We were created t’please and serve."

Dhon’s facial expression dropped for a long moment before he rolled his eyes and snorted at the others joke.
"Very funny." he growled, looking away towards a park on the other side of the street.
"Hah." Dhon sniggered and turned his eyes back towards Kodoma, a stupid grin on his face.
"Please an’ serve, eh?"

"What’s that grin for? What’re you thinkin’?" Kodoma asked with a slight growl, disliking that look on Dhon’s face. "If ya thinking that makes me some kinda butler ya completely wrong." Of course Kodoma could have been barking up the wrong tree with that one. He’d never seen the experiment grin like that though, and it was slightly… unnerving.

Dhon grinned even wider when the demom looked unnerved by his stupid comments. It was nice getting back at him for all the shit he put Dhon through.
"It sounded sexual." he stated obviously with a snort of amusement before he turned his attention back to the park across the street.

Is that how he was playing? Well, Kodoma was more than happy to play along. “It was,” he replied bluntly, lips quirking upwards into a smirk. His bright eyes shining with mischief.

Dhon didn’t exactly know how to reply to that… He opened his mouth to speak but quickly closed it again and looked away.
"…fuck you."

"If that’s how ya wanna do it," Kodoma teased with a grin. "Come to think of it.. I don’t mind it either way," he said thoughtfully. "You got any preferences?"

Dhon flushed in embarrassment and shook his head quickly.
"Dude..!! Thats not what I meant!!" he protested in slight horror, shielding his face from the embarrassment.
"I’ve never had sex, okay?! Just fuck off!!"

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Hurt rp Starters

  • "Whoa, whoa, whoa! Slow down! You don't want to get even more hurt, do you?"
  • "Tell me where it hurts."
  • "Whoa, that's purple... It looks like your shoulder is dislocated."
  • "Oh my god. Are you okay?"
  • "You're bleeding... You're bleeding bad..."
  • "This is gonna hurt..."
  • "Holy crap! I may not know much about human anatomy, but legs don't bend that way!"
  • "It's all swollen up..."
  • "You have a black eye. Where you fighting with someone?"
  • "Okay... Okay, hospital. Hospital, now."
  • "I think you have a concussion."
  • "Calm down! Calm down! Your ankle is sprained, okay?"
  • "Here, lean on me."
  • "I'm gonna need more bandaids..."
  • "What the hell happened to you!?"
  • "Here, I need to clean you up. This might sting a bit..."
  • "We need to get the bullet out..."
  • "Oh my god, you've been shot!"
  • "Did... did you get beat up!?"
  • "Just hold on. You're gonna be fine..."
  • "Look out for that car!"
  • "Wake up! Oh god, please wake up!"
  • "You're alive! Oh, thank god!"
  • "I'm no doctor, but you should have that looked at. It's bleeding a lot..."
  • "What is that? Are there bandages under your shirt?"
  • "Why is your arm wrapped up like that? And are those blood stains!?"
  • "You must have hit the back of your head really hard."
  • "Look at me. Just look at me and stay awake. Can you do that?"
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M!A list

  • 17 Again: Muse is in his/her 17 year old form.
  • Spirit Animal: Muse is turned into an animal (Anon decides what) for 12 hours.
  • Flesh: Muse is horny and wants to have rough sex(ex.being thrown against a wall and bitten)(Anon chooses time)
  • Truth potion: Muse has to tell the truth about anything asked for ___
  • Flustered: When Muse sees, (anon chooses), Muse will stutter, blush, and act like a complete klutz around said individual, for 3 hours.
  • Whipped Cream: Muse wants everything with whipped cream on it for 3 hours
  • Sweet Nothings: Your muse is full of nothing but happiness and positive things to say for 24 hours.
  • Pure: Sex? What’s that? Muse suddenly has the mentality of a three year old, and can’t understand anything ‘adult’. Anon decides the duration.
  • Jealousy: Muse will be jealous, of (anon chooses) for a certain amount of time. Anon chooses, for what reason Muse is jealous. Also for how long.
  • Sight: Muse is blind for ___
  • Hearing: Muse is deaf for ___
  • Memory: Muse cannot remember anything for ___
  • Fear: Muse will be terrified by something or someone (anon specifies who) for ___
  • Gemini: Muse will split into two different versions of themself for ___
  • Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours
  • Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours
  • Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours
  • Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)
  • Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours
  • Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day
  • Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.
  • Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)
  • Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)
  • Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)
  • Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours
  • Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours
  • Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours
  • Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours
  • Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours
  • Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours
  • Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour
  • Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)
  • Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days
  • Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)
  • Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)
  • Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours
  • Gender Bender: Muse is the opposite gender for ___.
  • Angel: Muse is and angel for ___
  • Demon: Muse is a demon for ___
  • _____: Muse is a [troll / cyborg / robot / etc] for ___
  • Possession: Muse is possessed by a demon for ___
  • Broken: Muse is mentally broken and upset with themselves to the point that they harm themselves for ___
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"You're pathetic."

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"Says the person who does not know me… Danke?"

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Dhon jumped back in shock when the elf suddenly appeared right infront of him in a plume of dark blue smoke. He looked behind him in utter surpise at the blue mans trick.
He wrinkled his nose at the smell of brimstone but didn’t cough as he turned back to meet Kurts gaze. His lungs were designed to withstand smoke.
"Oh, you’re the hero type, ey hombre?" he snorted, his lips curling into a wicked yet irritated grin.
"Did you just call me ‘little’?" the smaller man growled slowly, spitting each syllable as if it were a chant of hatred as his temperature began to rise.

"Little in the sense you are younger then me." Really Kurt was all of five feet nine inches tall, he was not a large man. Hands behind his back he tilted his head some blinking a few times as he did so.

"But ja I am the hero type und nein you can not go rob the bank because you feel like it."

"I ain’t robbin’ it cause ‘I feel like it’. I’m robbin’ it cause I’m dirt motherfuckin’ poor and homeless and I’m god damn hungry!!" he growled, reaching out to shove the elf out of the way and storm towards the bank.

"Because jobs are pointless when you can rob a bank." In an instant he was in front of the other again huffing some as he did so tail flicking a bit as he did so.

"Incase you didn’t know, jobs are motherfuckin’ hard to get when you got no motherfuckin’ skills or college degrees!" he burst out at the elf, stumbling back a bit when he reappeared infront of him.
"Stop doin’ that!!" he cried out, exasperated.

"Hm, not if you look in the right spots college degree or other wise." He pointed out tail flicked and he snorted. "Do not make me put your fire out boy, it really is not that hard to do."

"I didn’t even go to fuckin’ primary school!" Dhon spat, eyes boring into the demons.
"I ain’t no fuckin’ boy, motherfucker. Now get out of my way before I go supernova and melt the entire street. I haven’t eaten in six fuckin’ days, an’ if I don’t get my money, I might take a chunk outta you instead."